List of Lesser Known Knights

Ok here is a list of knights you may or may not have heard of. If I’m missing any, please let me know!

Sir Amic, the potter.
Sir Aphim, the winged knight
Sir Atonin, the sleepy knight
Sir Bia
Sir Culate
Sir Culonimbus, his head is always in the clouds.
Sir Cuss, the foul mouthed knight.
Sir Chengine
Sir Chparty, always eager to find lost people and car keys.
Sir Chandestroy, always eager to find bad people and car keys and blow them to smithereens.
Sir Culate, never stays in one place for long.
Sir Culonimbus, his head is always in the clouds.
Sir Cut, yes he is short. How did you know?
Sir Cumstance, his description varies depending on himself.
Sir Cumference, goes all the way.
Sir Cumnavigate
Sir Cumvent
Sir Cumscision
Sir Cool
Sir Cular
Sir Cull
Sir Clet, has a crown and tiara fetish
Sir Cough-a-gus
Sir Ebral
Sir Ebro, knight of the X-men
Sir En
Sir Face, the handsome good guy
Sir Fuss
Sir F, who was about to swear but I stopped him.
Sir Fur who is the arch nemesis of PETA.
Sir Gin, the alcoholic medical knight.
Sir Iname
Sir Inge, he always gets straight to the point.
Sir Iously
Sir Je (surge)
Sir Jickle
Sir Jury, Sometimes I ache after I am around Sir Jury. His Greek name is Sir Juries.
Sir Kiss
Sir Kit
Sir Kuljerk
Sir Lee
Sir Loin
Sir Mise
Sir Mounted, not to be confused with Sir Mount who lives in Sir Mountable 😉
Sir Mun
Sir Name
Sir O, one of the Spanish knights.
Sir Plus, the math teacher
Sir Pass, received an “A” in Sir Plus’s advanced class
Sir Past, I just saw him yesterday.
Sir Prize
Sir Pent, the repressed knight.
Sir Pentine
Sir Row, another Spanish knight born on a hill
Sir Rogate
Sir Round
Sir Renity
Sir Rendipitous
Sir Rious
Sir Real
Sir Riff
Sir Rus
Sir Ria
Sir Render
Sir Reen
Sir Rated (met him at the movies, he is edgy!)
Sir S. Business is an internet knight who does not joke around!
Sir Tain or in China he’s known as Sir Tain Lee
Sir Tificate
Sir Tified
Sir Ts, who’s breath is always the most fragrant.
Sir Up, never sleeps.
Sir Vant who always aims to please.
Sir Vent who will rant to any who’ll listen.
Sir Vint
Sir Vir, the harsh.
Sir Ver, the host.
Sir Vix
Sir Viss, the pleasing.
Sir Vive, lives on.
Sir Vivor, never gives up.
Sir Vontace is an Andorran knock-off of “Ganbare Goemon” only instead of “ganbare” they say “Miguel de.”
Sir Vey, oy!
Sir Xes
Sir Yessir, the knight in training

That’s 80 so far.

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This post was written by admin on May 26, 2010

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Demon Kitten vs Sephiroth

I was browsing through some Moogle videos over on Google and stumbled onto Sephiroth battling a demon kitten.

Don’t have your own Sephiroth action figure? I’ve got him and many others in my eBay store.

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This post was written by admin on May 21, 2010

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Caveman Dexter

This is what I’m currently pitching to Hollywood:
Caveman Dexter. Imagine a time before television, toilets, the Roman Empire or the great pyraminds. One Cro magnon will kill to satisfy a different kind of hunger!

Caveman Deb: “ughblak” (translates into F*ck)

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This post was written by admin on May 19, 2010



Attention all internet merchants. Be aware of Anyone using the names Yukari Ghaleb or Yukari Ali. This person is using stolen credit cards to purchase merchandise. Here was the information he used for his purchase from me:

Shipping Address:
Yukari Ghaleb
P.O. Box 77325
Abu Dhabi
Abu Dhabi, Middle East
United Arab Emirates
Phone number: 00971506224031

Payment From: Yukari Ali (The sender of this payment is Non-U.S. – Verified)
Buyer’s ID: yukari.takeba
Buyer’s Email:

eBay has since removed him as a registered user.

*Note: buyer confidentiality is very important to me. However, I will do all that I can to deter criminals from ripping off others on the internet. This includes working with my local or their local law enforcement, as well as the FBI (

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This post was written by admin on May 19, 2010


Truer words…

“To exist in this vast universe for a speck of time is the great gift of life. Our tiny sliver of time is our gift of life. It is our only life. The universe will go on, indifferent to our brief existence, but while we are here we touch not just part of that vastness, but also the lives around us. Life is the gift each of us has been given. Each life is our own and no one else’s. It is precious beyond all counting. It is the greatest value we can have. Cherish it for what it truly is… Your life is yours alone. Rise up and live it.” – Terry Goodkind

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This post was written by admin on May 10, 2010

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